Cheese is delicious.
The bag contains both mild cheddar and Monterey Jack cubes, and variety is the spice of life.
Each cube is bite size, so I can eat as a type.
The texture of cheese is superior to the texture of Cheez-Its.
They are Kroger brand, and I got a discount with my Kroger card. (Economically sound).
I could be eating entire cakes or smoking crack rocks instead.
Cheese, being a dairy product, contains calcium.
Although the purchase was economically sound, eating the entire bag is not when they were meant to last the week.
I may never poop again.