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Eating an Entire Bag of Snack Cheese: Pros and Cons

Pros

Cheese is delicious.

The bag contains both mild cheddar and Monterey Jack cubes, and variety is the spice of life.

Each cube is bite size, so I can eat as a type.

The texture of cheese is superior to the texture of Cheez-Its.

They are Kroger brand, and I got a discount with my Kroger card. (Economically sound).

I could be eating entire cakes or smoking crack rocks instead.

Cheese, being a dairy product, contains calcium.

Cons

Although the purchase was economically sound, eating the entire bag is not when they were meant to last the week.

I may never poop again.

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